The 'Misguided Recipe' Game

Here's one of my personal favourites. Basically, you respond to the list of ingredients the person above you posted by creating a recipe out of them, then post a list of ingredients for the next poster to make into a recipe, and so on. So if the person above you posted these as their list of ingredients...

1 cup of plain flour
2 eggs, beaten
A pinch of salt
1 bag of pine sawdust

...then your post might look something like this...

Beaver Food Cake
This delicious cake is a favourite amongst beaver communities all over the country!

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2 stinky shoes, left-foot
1 wedge of cheese
1 old fish
2 scoops bat guano
OVER 9000 blueberries

...and then the next poster would make those ingredients into a new recipe, followed by their own ingredients list. I guess I'll kick off this thread with a list of ingredients:

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1 Frozen Fries
1 Dried Pasta
1 Life Shroom
200 Rupees
1 episode of Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

(This looks very familiar....)



Kirby McFreezesShroom
Chewy yet hard. Bitter yet tasty. It's best to eat it in one gulp. Trust me.


EDIT: Forgot ingredients x_x sorry

1 shoe lace
3 gallons of tarter sauce
2 pieces of raw porkchop
1 spider egg
4 tblsp of sugar

Cheep Cheep Surprise
You'll be needing to live on the toilet for a week if you accidentally eat this awful dish.

My recipe
1 Firestone
1 Thunderstone
1 Snoberry
1 Maxim Tomato
1 sauted Oddish xD.

Odd Berry Curry
Curiosity killed the cat. And this just may do the same.

1 Mega Mushroom
2 Red Pikmin
1 gallon of Prune Juice
8 small tree branches
1 hard boiled egg

Captain Olimar's Midday Snack
Why make food when your leafy servants can gather food for you, not to mention the fact that they are a good source of protein themselves.

Recipe
1 Can of turtle soup.
3 Finely chopped Habinero peppers.
1 Grilled Cheep Cheep.
2 Char-broiled Goombas.
2 Baked Koopa Troopas.
1 ton of Bowser's claw trimmings.

Ol' Granny Koopa's Minion-Nourishing Gruel
This nutritious meal is perfect for keeping up the strength of your minions...as long as you don't tell 'em what's in it!

Ingredients
1 Coin
1 Rainbow Star
1 Power-Up Item
1 Coin-Recolouring Dye
Utensils
1 Coin-O-Matic Gaddget

Metal Ade
A metalic sports drink that permanently turns your skin into metal!

Ingredients
10 Bunny pellets
6 Sushi
1 Miso soup broth
1 Daikon raddish
2 Koi
8 Tablespoons of soy sauce
7 Cups of rice
1 Ichiraku Raman special ordered from the Hidden Leaf Village.

Hyakuminnamaki-Zushi
This delicious treat is big enough to feed a hundred people!
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Ingredients
100g fish cake
12 squid tubes
500g udon noodles
5 cups water
250ml sweet soy sauce
250g tofu, cubed
24 fresh tiger prawns
1 bottle obaasan's love

Lovely and Salty Feline Ramen
An exotic dish that dares to tame the wild in you

2 cups of mocha latte
4 Teehee Beans
2 Hohoho Beans
5 pieces of sugar cane
1 gallon of Silk Milk
A clipping of Fawful's toenail

Santa Claws Sweet Coffee Milk
Sweet enough to make the jolliest person on Earth even jollier!

Ingredients
1-up Mushroom
3-up Moon
Phoenix Down
Resurrection Bottle
Smelling Salts
Potion
Tonic
Blueberries
Curaga
Heal
Raise
Life

Imaginary Tortellini
You can't see it, but it's totally there...in your IMAGINATION!

Ingredients
100 copies of Super Mario Galaxy autographed by Shigeru Miyamoto
1 eBay account
1 plate honey cookies

Shiver Me Timbers Cookies
Who knew pirates could be such culinary experts!

Recipe
1,000 boxes of stuffing.
2,000 dinner rolls.
6,000 deviled eggs.
800 cans of cranberry sauce "jellied."
500 oz of olives.
1,600 oz of pickles.
1,000 servings of yams.
1,000 servings of potato salad.
1,000 servings of mashed potatoes.
400 pounds of spit cooked turkey.
1 oven baked Moltres.
1 frozen Articuno.
1 electrified Zapdos.
1 boiled Lugia!

Miltanksgiving for the Entire Population of Kanto and Johto
What better way to celebrate Miltanksgiving than by gathering together everybody in PokeHonshu Island for a grand feast?

Ingredients
A pinch salt
1 onion, chopped
500g plankton meat

The Secret Recipe
Popular recipe for Krabby Patties. Or at least that's what they want you to think.


2 bars of dark chocolate 88%
1 cup of skim milk
3 pieces of skittles
1 gold coin
1 bullet bill
strand of Princess Zelda's hair

Power Rangers: Mushroom Force Fruity Candy Star Coins
A popular edible merchandise in the Mushroom Force product line. Each bag comes with a miniature Gaddmecha toy - collect them all and transform them into the Supermechas!

1 booster Magic: The Gathering - Lorwyn
1 booster Pokemon - EX Dragon Frontiers
1 booster Yu-Gi-Oh! - Hidden Arsenal 2
2 cups plain flour
3 eggs
1 tbsp honey
1 cup full cream milk

Sweet Booster Pack!
A booster pack that is so sweet it's actually edible!

Ingredients
1 Duel disk
1 Turbo runner
1 Glowing tattoo
1 Stardust Dragon Yu-Gi-Oh! card
10 Stewed Kuriboh.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds: Official Battle Set
This set is perfect for any Yu-Gi-Oh! fan! It includes a working replica of Yusei Fudo's Turbo Runner, an electronic Duel Disk, a glow-in-the-dark Signers' tattoo, an alternate-art Stardust Dragon card, and 10 copies of the Stewed Kuriboh card with the new 'Unlimited' ability - you may have any number of named cards with 'Unlimited' in your deck, meaning a gameplay twist like none before! Available at Toys R Us and selected department stores, friendly local game stores and motorcycle retailers.

Ingredients

1 copy of 'Comment on the Avatar of the Person Above You Vol. 1 - The First 500 Comments' by WiiWareWave Publishing

1 Break-a-Wish Talking Genie Doll by WiiWareWave Toys

1 copy of WiiWareWave's Top 100 Video Game Music by WiiWareWave Recording

1 copy of Power Rangers: Mushroom Force - The Complete First Season by WiiWareWave Studios

12 Chips Ahoy! Limited Edition Strawberry Yogurt Chip cookies

1 pitcher of peach iced tea

1 Friday night at home

It's A Me Mario Stew
An awful dish that bowser loves to make

1 Mushroom sauted

1 Fire Flower sauted

6 gallons a Lava Gravy

and one of Mario's sweaty old overalls

Staroceancrazy wrote:It's A Me Mario Stew
An awful dish that bowser loves to make

1 Mushroom sauted

1 Fire Flower sauted

6 gallons a Lava Gravy

and one of Mario's sweaty old overalls

You don't name your own recipe, you make a recipe out of the ingredients listed in the above post, then make a new list of ingredients. Perhaps I should re-post the rules:

GamerZackX wrote:Here's one of my personal favourites. Basically, you respond to the list of ingredients the person above you posted by creating a recipe out of them, then post a list of ingredients for the next poster to make into a recipe, and so on. So if the person above you posted these as their list of ingredients...

1 cup of plain flour
2 eggs, beaten
A pinch of salt
1 bag of pine sawdust

...then your post might look something like this...

Beaver Food Cake
This delicious cake is a favourite amongst beaver communities all over the country!

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2 stinky shoes, left-foot
1 wedge of cheese
1 old fish
2 scoops bat guano
OVER 9000 blueberries

...and then the next poster would make those ingredients into a new recipe, followed by their own ingredients list.

Now you know how to play this game!

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50g toenail clippings, fresh
1/2 cup shampoo
2 tissues, unused
1 capful mouthwash
2 cups watermelon juice
1 sheet nori
100g sweet sticky rice
A Little Bit of...Shredded Teriyaki Chicken

Stinky Bat Poo and Berry Stew
If you think bat poop is bad just try a bite of this!

2 Shy Guys

Luigi

1 Wallet

1 Coin

You're going to cook Luigi?! 0_____o

Luigi and the Master Shy Thieves
In this suspenseful and emotional romantic comedy drama thriller platformer, a young plumber is ruthlessly and comedically robbed at maskpoint by two Shy Guys, who steal the Coin he intended to give to his brother in order to save his life. It turns out that the Shy Guys also knew the secrets of the Tome of 1-Up and intended to replicate the coin a million and one times in order to become immortal, at which point they were going to give Luigi back his coin...honest! Meanwhile, a bewildered Mario continues working his way through the Hardest Level in order to reach the goal, but can he escape the prophecy of him being given Game Over by a turtle king? Or will Luigi succeed in delivering the Coin, giving Mario his long-sought 100 Coins? Fun for the whole family, this riveting movie is intended for mature audiences, and for the young at heart. SPOILER ALERT! Waluigi does learn the true meaning of Birthday!

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GamerZackX wrote:50g toenail clippings, fresh
1/2 cup shampoo
2 tissues, unused
1 capful mouthwash
2 cups watermelon juice
1 sheet nori
100g sweet sticky rice
A Little Bit of...Shredded Teriyaki Chicken

Superbly SMASHING looking and spotless Chicken Rice Origiri
Not only it food presentation would look awe inspiring on any Japanese dinner table, it also make itself sit band on the cover page on any local beauty Salon magazine.

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200 Gold Rings specially from Green Hill zone,

350 Jellybean Bananas from Eddy Headdy Toy World,

20 Healing Herbs from the windy fields of Astoria,

10 Ragnaid Canisters from Valkyries Chronicles,

50 Mega-Sized Funkton-made Ice Cream Sundaes,

100 Trimate medical health drinks from Phantasy Star's ARK distributions,


5,000 Star Chips from Nightopia,

5 cartons of strawberry milk,

5 tons of flour,

500 Chilli hot dogs flavored 'Enter the Gold' limited edition Yaokin Umai Bars,

30 pounds of Heal Berries from Elwood Forest,

50 Orange Spray cans from the vivid painted streets (+ Riot Cops) of Tokyo-To,


500 Makizushi Rolls catered from Hanzo Sushi palour.

Mega SEGA Zone's All-You-Can-Chao Buffet Restaurant
During a fun day at the mega-awesome Mega SEGA Zone theme park, be sure to stop by the Chao Garden-themed All-You-Can-Chao restaurant for a smorgasbord of tasty treats and delightful delicacies that spans the entirety of SEGA's legacy, with a friendly greeting from Omochao, and twins Cheese and Chocola, at the entrance. Plus, every diner adopts their very own Chao plush to take home with them!

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Ingredients
3 eggs
1 cup milk
45 oz flour

Utensils
1 microwave

Other
1 studio audience

Recipe:

Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts.

Ingredients:

1 Banjo.
1 Kazoo.
1 Bear.
1 Bird.

Utensils:

8 Nuts.
8 Bolts.

Cooking Method:

2 Cars.