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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
March 6th 2018, 4:11 pm
Discount Variety Butt-Mode-Shorts
- Spoiler:
- Thobrun and the Giant Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED
The party, minus Thobrun, sits at a table in The Naked Butt.
Kendall: So I hear this tavern's going to be converted into a Bake n' Butt restaurant.
Zed: Bake n' Butt? I've heard of that...
Kendall: Oh, you'd love it, Zed! It's a-
Thobrun's voice: G'day, mates!
Thobrun is suddenly standing at the table holding a large butt.
Bryn: I thought you were going "dwarven fishing" in Lake Silveria.
Thobrun: I did! Take a look at what I caught!
Thobrun empties the contents of the butt, a butt as large as Bryn, onto the table.
Bryn: By the seas of Euroria...
Brocc: Yes, I WILL have butt with that!
Mak: That's our Brocc!
Everyone laughs.
***
Brocc Eats the Giant Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED...AGAIN
Brocc sits in Zed's living area reading a butt entitled "MASK OF AKANIUS EPISODE SCRIPTS".
Brocc: So it was FURBENDINK who created the rainbow butt spell...that explains so much, and yet so very little at the same ti-
Bryn's voice: BROCCOLI JOY FARSHOT!
Bryn is suddenly standing there.
Brocc: It's "Choy", not "Joy". Get it right!
Bryn: Sorry, I get confused because some of your middle names are for girls: Svetlana...Anabelle...Butt...
Brocc: Actually, Butt is a butt, not a girl's name.
Bryn: It is?
Brocc: Yeah. Buttwheat noodles.
Bryn: Huh. Speaking of butt, Kendall told me that you ate Thobrun's butt. By yourself. An entire tonne of sashimi.
Brocc: Yep.
Bryn: How?!
Brocc: Well, Thobrun offered, and I was all like, "Why yes, I WILL have butt with that!"
Mak's head pops up into the kitchen window from outside.
Mak: That's our Brocc!
Everyone laughs.
***
Brocc Eats at Bake n' Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED...FOR A THIRD TIME
Zed and Brocc stand at opposite ends of the service butt in the newly-opened Bake n' Butt burger butt.
Zed: What do you mean the butt machine's out-of-order?!
Cashier #1: No, it's not "out-of-order", it's "ON order". There's been a delay on its delivery.
Zed: Oh, okay then...
Brocc: -and I'll have a Marinated Butt Burger, and a DOUBLE Marinated Butt Burger, and a Monster Butt Burger with extra butt, and a Chocolate Mousse Supreme, and Alph's favourite: strawberry butt balls! Oh, and a diet soda.
Cashier #2: Actually, I don't think elves like strawberries...
Brocc: No, not "elf", "Alph"! Ah, never mind.
Cashier #2: Would you like butt with that order?
Brocc: No thanks.
Mak calls out from a butt.
Mak: That's our Brocc!
Everyone in the butt laughs.
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
March 8th 2018, 2:04 am
The Butt Room
- Spoiler:
- BUTT MODE ENABLED
Kendall walks up to a butt, where Brocc is standing.
Kendall: Oh, is the butt occupied?
Brocc: Yep! Join the queue, Kenny.
Kendall: Oh...okay.
Kendall stands behind Brocc.
Kendall: You do know that it's mainly family who call me "Kenny", right?
Brocc: Oh yeah, like your sisters, right?
Kendall: Yes, like my butt sister.
Brocc: I know what you mean. My sister Katalina calls me "Butt", which I think is her way of saying-
A farting sound is heard.
Brocc: -YAY! The butt's free!
The butt opens, and Mak steps out.
Mak: She's all yours, butts!
Mak walks away.
Brocc: Wait...MAK was the one in there?!
Kendall sniffs the air, then quickly covers his butt with his hand while he gags.
Kendall: I think I'm going to be sick...
Brocc: What? You've never used a public butt before?
Kendall: I haven't used one after Mak, if that's what you mean.
Brocc: Well, I have plenty of times, and I assure you that Mak ALWAYS leaves a butt scent after using the butt.
Brocc walks in and closes the butt.
Brocc's voice: Now to-
Brocc pauses.
Brocc's voice: By the butt of Chromerria, what is that STENCH?! Ugh...it's like the fertiliser of an arbour butt after eating a huge mound of buttvak leavings! And...SWEET BUTT CAKES WITH BUTT FUDGE ON TOP! WHAT DID HE LEAVE IN THE BUTT?!
Zed walks up to Kendall.
Zed: Is someone in the butt?
Brocc opens the butt, his eyes wide open and bloodshot.
Brocc: Don't do it, Zed...it's not...worth it...
Brocc stumbles away.
Zed: Oh, are you waiting too, Kendall?
Kendall: I'll be ready soon...
Kendall's thoughts: ...to lose my lunch...ooh, my butt...
Zed: Okay then.
Zed walks in and closes the butt.
***
Later...
Brocc walks up to Kendall.
Brocc: You're STILL waiting?!
Kendall: Oh, Zed's in there.
Brocc: WHAT?! But...he's probably unconscious in there! It's filled with an odour stronger than butt, I'm telling you!
A farting sound is heard.
Brocc: And now he's pressed the butt in his sleep!
The butt opens, and Zed steps out.
Zed: All finished.
Brocc: You were hours, Zed! Are you okay?!
Kendall: Actually, he was only five minutes.
Brocc: Oh. Hey, what's that smell?
Zed: Oh, I cast prestidigitation. That butt's cleaner and fresher than any cleaning staff can achieve!
Brocc: Good, cause I'm desperate to-
Bryn runs up to the butt.
Bryn: Sorryladiesisfullhadchilliforlunchberightout!
Brocc: BRYN! NO!
Bryn runs in and closes the butt.
Brocc: I can't take it anymore! My pants are about to be-
Bryn's voice: ITCHYYYYYYYYYY! OOCH-EE-AH!
Zed: Oh yeah, I picked butt scent. My bad.
Brocc: HAHAHAHAHAAH! Take THAT Bryn! Uh-oh...
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
March 9th 2018, 5:49 am
Buttgnosis
- Spoiler:
- BUTT MODE ENABLED
Brocc sits on Zed's bed, his legs crossed and his hands on his butt. His eyes are closed.
Brocc (chanting): Sven...Sven...
Zed walks into the butt and sees Brocc.
Brocc: ...Sven...
Zed: Uh...what are you doing...?
Brocc: I am meditating, Zander. I am trying to find the tiny kernel of my butt that DOESN'T despise my brother.
Zed: You mean Furry?
Brocc: No, I mean Sven.
Brocc opens one eye.
Brocc: Wait...you said "Furry"...?
Zed: Yep.
Brocc's eyes open wide.
Brocc: How do you know about him?!
Zed: Y-You...told me.
Brocc: Oh, good! For a second there I thought you-
A loud clicking sound is heard. Brocc's butt turns blank.
Brocc: WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND, BUTTSTER?
Bryn walks into the butt.
Bryn: Worked like an abjuration.
Zed: What the...? Bryn, what did you do?!
Bryn: Well, I figured Brocc was in such a deep butt of meditation that I could hypnotise him. I must admit, it worked better than I expected!
Brocc: I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, BUTTSTER. WHADDAYA WANT?
Bryn: Brocc, I command you to neatly fold my butt.
Brocc: HEH. HEH. HEH. YOU SAID "BUTT", AND YOU ARE A BUTTLING, WHICH MAKES YOU BUTT. THE IRONY IS DELICIOUS, BUTTSTER.
Bryn: Are you gonna fold my butt or not?!
Brocc: YES, BUTTSTER.
Brocc's butt levitates, and he floats through the butt. Zed appears surprised.
Zed: Did he just-
Bryn: -belittle his buttster? Yep, he sure did!
Zed: No, I mean-
Bryn: Oh, right, the floaty thing. To be honest, I don't know what Brocc can do. And...I'd rather not know, you know?
Zed: No.
Bryn: Oh.
Bryn pauses.
Bryn: I better check on him.
Bryn leaves the room. After a moment, she calls out.
Bryn's voice: BROCC! What are you doing?!
Brocc's voice: FOLDING YOUR BUTT, BUTTSTER.
Bryn's voice: No, those aren't MY butt, they're MAK'S! Although they may as well be called "butt"!
Brocc's voice: BUT THIS BUTT HAS SWEAT STAINS AND STRONG ODOUR. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOURS, BUTTSTER?
Bryn's voice: Am I sure it's not...Brocc, I only just WASHED my butt! And you know that Mak HATES having his butt touched! Oh. Eheheheheeh...Mak! Come here a minute!
We hear loud buttsteps.
Mak's voice: Yeah, Bry- Huh?! Brocc, that's my butt!
Bryn's voice: Let 'im have it, Mak!
Mak's voice: Oh, you better believe it! Take THIS!
Bryn's voice: Yeah! Wait...you gave him BUTT?!
Mak's voice: Well, it's the least I could do for him. After all, no-one else even DARES to fold my butt!
Bryn's voice: But...but...
Mak's voice: You deserve every butt, Brocc. Thanks again!
We hear loud buttsteps.
Bryn's voice: Brocc, I order you to give me that butt!
Brocc's voice: NO, THIS IS MY BUTT. GET YOUR OWN. PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER SOME FRESH FRUIT, BUTTSTER?
Bryn's voice: I'll give YOU fruit, Brocc! *fart*
Brocc's voice: EXCUSE MY BLUNTNESS, BUTTSTER, BUT THAT WAS NOT FRUIT. IT WAS YOUR BUTT PROTRUDING MAKING A NOISE.
Bryn's voice: Stupid "Guide to Hypnosis"! Well, that's 50 Butt down the proverbial butt.
Brocc's voice: RIGHT AWAY, BUTTSTER.
Bryn's voice: Wait, Brocc! NOOOOOOOO!
A farting sound is heard. We cut back to a view of Zed.
Zed: Uh...what just happened...?
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
March 9th 2018, 9:32 pm
Mask of Akanius Super-Short: Butt Mode Edition
- Spoiler:
- BUTT MODE ENABLED
Alph and Ocre are training.
Ocre: You've definitely improved, Alph.
Alph stops swinging at Ocre.
Alph: Thanks...(fart)...Ocre...
Ocre: Let's finish up for today.
Alph: Good idea. I could use a rest.
Amy: Who wants butt?
Amy walks up to Ocre and Alph carrying a cardboard butt lined with butt paper cups.
Ocre: You read my mind!
Amy: How many times must I tell you, Ocre? I'm an esper, not a butt!
Ocre: No, it was a metaphor.
Amy: Oh, right. Silly me! Anyway, here's your chilled chilli butt, Ocre.
Amy hands one of the cups to Ocre.
Ocre: Thanks. I could use a cool butt.
Furbendink: Cool?! That butt is full of chilli!
Furbendink is suddenly standing there.
Amy: Ah, Furbendink! Here's your...uh...cup of sweet whipped butt.
Amy hands a particularly large cup to Furbendink.
Furbendink: YAAAAAAAAY! My favourite!
Furbendink runs away with delight.
Ocre: I don't know how he can drink that by itself.
Amy: And for Alph, one steaming-butt plain butt butt.
Amy hands a cup to Alph.
Alph: Thank you, Amy.
Amy smiles sweetly.
Amy: So...are you going to drink it?
Alph: In a minute.
Amy: Oh. I'll come back shortly, then. I'm sure Crynock's eagerly awaiting his melon butt.
Alph: No problem.
Amy begins walking away.
Amy's thoughts: I'll quickly give Crynock his butt, then race back to Alph. This time, I WILL see his beautiful butt!
One minute later...
Amy approaches Alph and Ocre. Alph is wearing his breather and holding his cup.
Amy: I'm back!
Alph: Oh, hi!
Amy looks at Alph's cup, then at his butt.
Amy: You haven't drunk your butt?
Alph: Actually, I have.
Amy: How much?
Alph: All of it.
Amy: WHAT?!
Alph: It was really good. Thanks again!
Amy: You finished an entire large butt in under a minute? How?!
Alph: I was thirsty. Training's intense when Ocre's involved!
Ocre: He's not wrong! Haha!
Amy: But it was scalding butt!
Alph: Yeah? And?
Amy: How can you guzzle butt butt so quickly?
Alph: I must be part-drachomus or something.
Alph and Ocre laugh. Amy spins around, her eyes shadowed as a look of sorrow appears on her butt.
Amy's thoughts: No! My plans have been thwarted once again! Mark my words: I WILL see Alph's butt, even if I have to pry that mask from it myself!
Amy laughs in a semi-sinister fashion.
Ocre: What do you see in that butt, Alph?
Alph shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound.
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
March 10th 2018, 5:39 am
Crystals of Silveria II Sneak Peek: Butt Mode Edition
SPOILER WARNING!: Read Crystals of Silveria Remastered first!
SPOILER WARNING!: Read Crystals of Silveria Remastered first!
- Spoiler:
- BUTT MODE ENABLED
Scene: Zander's House: Silvertooth: Afternoon
Zed, Amethyst, Mak, Bryn and Brocc stand in Zed's living area.
Mak: Are you absolutely sure about this, Zed?
Zed: Yes, I'm sure! It was definitely a butt, I'm sure of it!
Bryn: And...it watched you from afar?
Zed: Yes!
Brocc: And then it just...turned around and walked back into the butt?
Zed: I know how random this sounds, but I swear it's the truth!
Zed sighs and shakes his head.
Zed: Mr. Parker was right: The Silvertooth Butt have butt living in them.
Amethyst: I believe Zed to be most correct.
Mak and Bryn look at Amethyst.
Bryn: You're not serious...?
Amethyst: Zed is a Butt de Butt now. I am certain that, if he claims to have witnessed a golden-haired butt on the outskirts of Silvertooth Butt, then he must have done so.
Brocc: She's right. Zander IS a Butt de Butt, which probably makes him special or something.
Bryn looks at Brocc and raises an eyebrow.
Bryn: Okay, just WHO is this..."Zander" person, anyway?
Brocc: Why, Zed, of course!
Bryn looks at Zed.
Bryn: So your real name still starts with a "Zed"?
Zed nods.
Zed: M-hm.
Mak: So there's a butt in the butt. What's the big deal?
Zed: Well...I'm certain that the butt...is actually Butt's missing butt, Butt.
Bryn groans.
Bryn: Not this again...look, Zed, Butt only has ONE butt. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, but you need to accept the fact. Twelve Stars, even BUTT knows that!
Zed: Then why do I still remember butt?
Amethyst: Perhaps you are merely recalling someone you'd forgotten after your initial false awakening?
Zed: I don't think so. And I'm going to save butt, even if none of you will help me.
Zed walks up to his butt butt and steps through it.
Mak: Zed, wait! Zander...!
Zed closes the butt behind him. Mak looks at the others.
Mak: Maybe we were a little hard on him...
Bryn: So what? Kid needs toughening up if he's gonna be a powerful butt-spanning Butt de Butt, isn't he? Just give him a big wedge of butt and he'll cheer up!
Brocc shakes his head and looks at Bryn.
Brocc: I don't think that's gonna cut it this time, Buttface...
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
September 22nd 2018, 2:21 pm
Bryn, Brocc and Friend's Triple Threat
- Spoiler:
- Brocc walks onto the stage.
Brocc: Hellooooooo, Silveria City!
The audience members whisper amongst themselves.
Audience Member #1: So these short-shorts are canonically set in Silveria City, then?
Audience Member #2: I don't think these things are canon at all, to be honest.
Audience Member #3: I LIKE CAKE!
Brocc clears his throat.
Audience Member #3: I'M SORRY!
Brocc: Anyways, I'm Broccoli Choy blah blah blah Farshot, and-
Bryn's voice: And I'm Bryn, aka everyone's favourite Crystals of Silveria character!
Bryn walks onto the stage.
Brocc: What the...? Bryn? What are you doing?!
Bryn: Well, there are three mini-eps in this installment, so there are three presenters too!
Brocc: Hey, don't spoil the theme! And where's the third presenter?
Gazzo's voice: Right 'ere, mate!
Gazzo is suddenly standing next to Brocc.
Brocc: WAAH! Don't do that, Gary!
Gazzo: Look, the name's Gazzo, a'right? Anyways, here is the first mini-ep. Enjoy!
Brocc: But I'M supposed to be prese-
Mak Buys a New Sword 3- Spoiler:
- Here we go again...
Mak walks into an armoury.
Mak: I need a new sword. As you can see, mine has seen better days.
Mak lays his sword on the counter. We cut to a view of the shop owner, who happens to be Brocc standing on a big box.
Brocc: Sure thing, buddy! Here ya go!
Brocc hands a sword to Mak. It is white with black patches and a pink handle.
Mak: Uh...what the crud is this...?
Brocc: A Moo Sword!
Mak grins.
Mak: That's our Brocc!
We hear audience laughter.
Gazzo: Wasn't that fun, folks?
Brocc: Okay, I'M gonna host the next-
Bryn: And now, it's time for a mini-ep starring ME!
Brocc: Bryn! I swear I'm gonna-
Bryn & Brocc Fest- Spoiler:
- We see a view of Bryn and Brocc as they walk through Platinia City. Everyone is cosplaying as them.
Bryn: Wait a minute...what the heck is going on?!
Brocc: I don't know...it's like some kind of Brynwon and Broccoli Festival. Awesome!
Bryn: Yeah, well...it's kind of creepy if you ask me. I mean...Zed's the main character, right?
Brocc: Uh...no! He's A main character! Have you forgotten about Alph, and Sky, and Shelley, and-
Bryn: Okay, okay! I get the idea! But why would everyone be dressed as the two of us?
Brocc: Because it's a Bryn & Brocc Fest! Didn't you read the title?
Bryn grins.
Bryn: That's our Brocc!
Everyone in the area laughs.
Bryn: That was a hoot and a half! I wrote that one, by the way.
Brocc: And it shows in the lame punchline you put in. Now, it's time to do MY contribu-
Mak's voice: Okay, everyone, it's time for-
Brocc: MAKKMAK CORNELIUS CLAY! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!
Mak's voice: -cake. It's time for cake.
Brocc: Oh. Save me a piece? Uh...please?
We hear crickets chirping. Brocc smiles.
Brocc: Oh boy, I can't WAIT for that cake! But first, it's time for a little...
Shameless Self-Brocc-motion- Spoiler:
- The spotlight shines on Brocc as the stage goes dark.
Brocc: Okay, everyone, it's time to tell you a spoiler so surprising that you'll have your cake and eat it too!
Bryn: Uh...I think you blew your chance to eat some ca-
Brocc: Dang it, Bryn! I'm in my element here!
Bryn: Sorry, Brocc.
Brocc: Okay, the spoiler is about Yours Truly, in case it wasn't obvious, and it goes like this: I, Brocc Farshot, am-
A trapdoor suddenly opens underneath Brocc, and he falls into it.
Brocc: Oh, ew! I landed in something soft and brown! Hey, chocolate cake! Yummy! Omnomnom...BURP!
Gazzo: That's our Brocc!
Bryn, Gazzo and the audience laugh.
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
September 23rd 2018, 11:24 pm
LMAO!Brocc wrote:Brocc: Oh, ew! I landed in something soft and brown! Hey, chocolate cake! Yummy! Omnomnom...BURP!
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
October 30th 2018, 6:12 pm
"Brocc or Treat!", Part I
- Spoiler:
- Scene 1: Silvertooth: Evening
We see Bryn and Brocc wandering through the streets of Zed's hometown. Bryn is dressed in a yellow duck costume, whereas Brocc is dressed as a vampire.
Bryn: Uh...remind me what we're doing again?
Brocc speaks with a stereotypical vampire voice.
Brocc: Duh! Ve are doing ze 'alloween! HAHAHAAH!
Lightning suddenly flashes in the sky.
Bryn: And just what IS "Halloween" when it's at home?
Brocc uses his normal voice.
Brocc: It's a tradition in Zed's world that celebrates the supernatural. Kids visit houses at night in spooky costumes and threaten occupants for belly-aching amounts of candy, while grown-ups party all night long!
Bryn: And I take it we're-
Brocc: -asking for treats, yes.
Bryn: Well, I know what I'D rather be doing...wait...what are YOU supposed to be?
Brocc uses his vampire voice again.
Brocc: I...am a WAHMPEER! HAHAHA!
Lightning flashes again.
Bryn: A "wum-pier"...?
Brocc: Actually, most peeps pronounce it as "vampire". They drink blood and avoid sunlight.
Bryn: So you're dressed as something you made up.
Brocc: No, vampires exist! Really they do! Just not in Junihoshi.
Bryn: So what, they exist in Zed's world?
Brocc: Only in mythology. And a number of popular fictional works. Ever heard of Twi-
Bryn: Get to the point.
Brocc: Right...anyway, there is only one world in the multiverse that has actual, real vampires. I think it's called...Starmetal...or something.
Bryn: And how do you know that?
Brocc: Oh, Erik told me.
Bryn: Zed's stalker?
Brocc: He's not his stalker! He's his MENTOR.
Bryn: Same thing.
Brocc: Not really. Anyway, we're gonna go door-knocking for candy.
Bryn: By scaring the occupants.
Brocc: Yeah!
Bryn: Then tell me, dear Brocconcini, why you think a fluffy yellow DUCK is threatening!
Brocc: Are you freaking kidding me?! Ducks are vicious! Not as vicious as geese or swans, but-
Bryn: Now. Come. On. Swans are the most elegant avians in the world. Well, THIS world, at least.
Brocc: That's what YOU think, Brynnie! Remember when I was attacked last week?
Bryn: That wasn't a swan! It was a guy NAMED Swann. And he only chased you because you ate his bagel.
Brocc: Hey! That bagel was sitting half-eaten on a plate outside a café with no visible owner! What was I supposed to do, leave it and let it go to waste?!
Bryn: Yes, Brocc, that is EXACTLY what any NORMAL person would do.
Brocc: Well, I had anything but a normal upbringing, so excuse me if my behaviour is a LITTLE odd!
Bryn: Right, well that explains why we're celebrating a custom that nobody in this town, let alone the entire WORLD, even knows.
Brocc: Look, let's just at least TRY to get some candy, m'kay?
Bryn sighs.
Bryn: Fine...
Bryn's thoughts: ...but I look forward to saying "I told you so, Brocc!"
***
Bryn and Brocc walk up to a front door.
Bryn: Now what are we supposed to say when they answer?
Brocc: "Trick or treat!"
Bryn: Right.
Brocc: And don't forget to smile and hold up your basket.
Bryn holds up her basket, which is a plastic Jack-O-Lantern with a black handle.
Bryn: You mean this ridiculous toy?
Brocc: Yeah!
Brocc knocks on the door.
Brocc: And now, we wai-
The door opens, revealing an elderly lady.
Lady: Yes?
Bryn and Brocc smile and hold up their baskets.
Bryn and Brocc: "Trick or treat!"
Bryn's thoughts: There's no WAY this is gonna work...
Lady: Ooh, aren't you kids sweet? Let me see what I have for you...
The lady walks back into her house. Bryn's jaw drops.
***
Bryn and Brocc walk past some houses, their baskets crammed full of candy.
Bryn: I don't believe this...
Brocc: I told you so, Brocc! I mean "Bryn".
Bryn: Our baskets are completely full...
Brocc: Yeah! I thought we'd have to visit every door in town to get a haul THIS big!
Bryn: And yet we only went to one house. Boy, that lady sure was nice enough to give us all these treats.
Brocc: I'll say. I think we-
We see a cyan ripple appear in the air around Bryn and Brocc, which gradually shifts to silver. Bryn's eyes widen as Brocc' voice is tuned out.
Bryn: By the stars...
Brocc: -and pig out on candy back at Zander's house!
Bryn: Where are we, Brocc?
Brocc: Uh...near Parker's Polearms, I think.
Bryn: Right...and why are the buildings so tall and weird-looking?
Brocc: Tall and...what the WHAT?!
The scene zooms out to reveal Bryn and Brocc standing on a futuristic city street. A guy climbs off what resembles a motorcycle and removes his helmet. Brocc runs up to him.
Brocc: Hey! You there!
Guy: Huh?
The guy sees Bryn and Brocc.
Guy: Oh, hi there.
Brocc: Where the heck are we?
Guy: Oh, this is LAN Boulevard. You here for the Midakaoi Online tournament?
Brocc: "Midakaoi Online"...? But...that game doesn't exist in-
Brocc's eyes widen.
Bryn: Brocc? Wh-What's going on...?
Brocc's eyes widen.
Brocc's thoughts: Bryn and I...are in the wandering world!
To be Continued...
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87
October 31st 2018, 7:45 pm
"Brocc or Treat!", Part II: Goin' Bryn-git-all!
- Spoiler:
- Scene 2: Tournament Hall: Afternoon
Bryn and Brocc follow the motorcyclist into the building.
Brocc: I just don't get it...
Bryn: Wow, this place is amazing!
Motorcyclist: You've never been here before?
Bryn: Nope, can't say I have.
Brocc: We were in Silvertooth, and now we're here. How are we here?
Motorcyclist: Well, how many hours have you clocked in the new expansion?
Bryn: Expansion?
Motorcyclist: Yeah! Three new playable factions? That was a day-one download for me!
Bryn: Download?
Brocc: How are we even here? Unless...
Motorcyclist: You mean you haven't played the new content? Wow, you got guts!
Bryn pulls a calm, smug expression.
Bryn: That's what they tell me, heehee!
Brocc: BRYN! BY THE SPIRES OF CHROMERRIA, WILL YOU STOP PANICKING ALREADY?!
Bryn: Uh...clearly YOU'RE the one panicking, you dweeb!
Brocc: Well, I have a good reason to panic, considering we've-
Brocc sees Bryn and the motorcyclist staring at him, and a bead of sweat appears on his brow.
Brocc: Eheheh...I mean...uh-
Bryn: What is it?
Brocc: Well...uh...wh-what's this tournament thing?
Motorcyclist: Oh, you'd love it! Basically, entrants gen a new character and race to get to Lv. 20. The prize is 25,000 bits.
Brocc: Ooh, I LOVE bits! Sign me up!
Bryn: Yeah, I'll join in too...
Bryn's thoughts: ...although I have NO IDEA what "bits" are...I hope they're bits of gold...or rubies...
Motorcyclist: Awesome! Let's get prepped for LockDown, then.
Brocc: Yeah, Lo-
Brocc's eyes widen.
Brocc: D-Did you s-s-say...oh, crud.
The scene cuts to black.
Scene 3: Unknown Location: Unknown Time of Day
We hear a woman's voice echo through the darkness.
Voice: Hey! Are you okay? Wake up!
The darkness splits horizontally and stretches in the manner of eyelids opening. We see a brief double blink. The scene clears to reveal the face of a beautiful elven woman, with long, blonde hair and shimmering green irises. A glowing green name over her head reads "BrynDeLaBellaRog", while the text underneath reads "Midiora - Lv. 1".
Brocc's voice: Wh-What...happened...?
The woman helps "Brocc" to his feet.
Woman: You were passed out on the ground, so I'm here to help you. Are you alright?
Brocc's voice: Well, I'm fine now, thanks to the helpful assistance of a beautiful woman such as yourself, Miss...uh..."BrynDeLaBellaRog Midiora"...?
The woman raises an eyebrow.
BrynDeLaBellaRog: Wait...your voice is...
Brocc: Oh, snap! We're inside Midakaoi Online! This is TERRIBLE! I...I gotta find my buddy Bryn and get outta here!
BrynDeLaBellaRog: BROCC?!
We cut to a view of both people. "Brocc" has become a tall human with green hair and eyes. The name above his head reads "BrocconciniFarsh", with the text underneath reading "Midiora - Lv. 1".
BrocconciniFarsh: Yeah? How do you-
BrocconciniFarsh's eyes widen.
Brocc: Bryn?!
BrynDeLaBellaRog growls.
Bryn: I might've known when I saw your name, "BrocconciniFarsh"! I mean, what kind of name is that, anyway?!
Brocc: Look, I forgot about the 16-count character limit, alright? Anyway, what's with YOUR name?
Bryn: Well, I guess I gave them my real name when I signed up, and they gave that name to me in this world.
Brocc: Your real name is Bryn de la Bella Rog?
Bryn: Of course not! I guess the character limit thingy shortened Rogue to "Rog".
Brocc: PFFFFFAHAHAHAHA!
Bryn: What's so funny?!
Brocc: Rog! Sounds like "frog"! You've changed from a duck to a-
Bryn trips Brocc to the ground.
Brocc: Hey! What was THAT for?!
Bryn: Well, YOUR name sounds like "Fart"!
Brocc leaps to his feet.
Brocc: Take that back!
Bryn: Make me!
Brocc: Oh yeah? Well-
Bryn: I mean, YOU got us into this mess, didn't you? Rendered unconscious, with our minds implanted into some bizarre imaginary world.
Brocc: Replace "implanted" with "connected, and "imaginary" with "virtual", and you're spot-on. And I didn't ask to be trapped in here, okay?
Bryn: No, it's not okay. You were the one who practically raised his hand and said, "I wanna play! I wanna play!"
Brocc: Well, YOU didn't have to tag along like you always do, did you, Froggy?
Bryn: Ooh, you're infuriating, Fart-Nugget!
Brocc: Well, when I win, I won't be sharing ANY bits with you!
Bryn: I don't even know what those are, Brocc! Bits of what?!
Brocc: CURRENCY, Bryn! 25,000 units of CURRENCY!
Bryn's eyes widen.
Bryn: Currency? As in-
Brocc: -a resource used to pay for goods, services and food, yes.
Bryn suddenly smiles.
Bryn: In that case, I'm gonna win this thing! Smell ya later, Fart Gallery!
Bryn turns to walk away.
Brocc: Hold it!
Bryn: Why should I?
Brocc: Because we're in the same faction.
Bryn stops and turns to face Brocc.
Bryn: Meaning?
Brocc: We can team up and win it...together. Double the prize, 50/50.
Bryn: You mean "SPLIT the prize, 50/50".
Brocc: Actually, I meant "double the prize, 100/100".
Bryn: Seriously? 50 grands' worth of currency?! Sign me up!
Brocc: Okay then! Let's win this thing...together!
Bryn and Brocc each take a step forward. Suddenly, a pack of wolves spawns around them.
Bryn: Where did THEY come from?!
Brocc: Oh, crud...
To be Continued...
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