The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

Everybody's familiar with the old "How many [blank] does it take to change a lightbulb?" gags, which often have groan-inducing punchlines. Here's my idea: I start things off with a joke using the following criteria: "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?", then the next poster creates a punchline for the joke, followed by their own "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?" joke. So it could look something like this:

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GamerZackX

How many chefs does it take to bake a soufflé?

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Rukiafan

No idea, but it only takes one to ruin it!

How many Links does it take to save a kingdom?

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Nintenbro

I lost count after Skyward Sword!

How many generals does it take to conquer an empire?

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And so on. Okay, here's the starting joke!

How many castles does it take to find a princess?

8
How many kawaii Japanese women does it take to make me blush?

Ichi no kawaii no onna desu! ^_^

How many noodles does it take to make a stirfry?

Fifty
How many days will I spend hugging my future girl friend in bed?

Everyday.
How many Toads does it take to upkeep the Mushroom Kingdom Castle?

Just one, but he exists in multiple locations at the same time, creating the illusion of him being a race of many individuals!

How many Nest Balls does it take to catch a Lv. 70 Mewtwo?

Over 9000!
How many plushes will I buy and show to my kawaii friend, so she can blush at?

As many as it takes for her to blush!

How many adventurers does it take to bring down a red dragon greatwyrm?

Four
How many cats does it take to eat a TV?

Just one, but it looks like a toaster-tart and constantly sings "Nyan Nyan Nyan-Nyan Nyanyanyanyan Nyan Nyan!"

How many tacos does it take to start a stereotypical Mexican fiesta?

The whole family
How many more sweet compliments am I going to get from my friend in Japan?

I could guess, but I think the surprise would be worth it!

How many blank does it take to blank a blank?

Blank
How many games can I beat before years end?

Blank!

How many pancakes does it take to fill my tummy?

Five
How many years till I make it to Japan?

As many years as it takes you to reach the land of Shinto, kabuki and Akihabara.

How many peas does it take to disgust a child?

Depends on the child, I liked peas
How many ____ does it take to _____ a _____

Ooh, mad libs! Let's see... How many county fair does it take to dig a potato salad? HAHAHAHAHA! Mad libs are always such fun!

How many game companies does it take to buy Rare?