Forum Game King Of The Hill

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don't know if we have this thread game yet, didn't see it so i I thought I might as well create this popular forum game here. I think most people know how to play but I will give some simple rules:
I am on top of the hill, it is your job to get me off. Post how you would get me down, and the next person does the same to you,

example:
person1: Push you down
Person 2: get Nyan Cat to tackle you from space
Person 3: smacks you over the head with a door

be creative, there are no limits so try to think of the best thing possible. Only thing you cant do is destroy the hill, remember you want to get on top.

I am the King of the Hill!

[Terra]

Threw a pie in your face

[Kung-fu Pikachu]

I sent a Bullet Bill after you