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Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
November 25th 2020, 12:38 am
Anyone heard of Dragon Ball Z Kai, the bite-sized version of DBZ for those with busy schedules, short attention spans and/or the name Inklein Schminklein? Well, this is that, but for Squigley no Densetsu. It’s Squigley’s chapter... in digest form! (Digest? Like, ew or whatever...)
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Episode 1: Squid Rescue Time! Koi
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Episode 1: Squid Rescue Time! Koi
- Spoiler:
- Scene 1: Inkopolis Square
Squilma pops out of the drain.
Squilma: Well, THAT was exhilarating! Now what to-
Squigley: AAH! Reel monsters!
Squilma: Oh no! Someone’s in trou-
Squilma sighs.
Squilma: It’s just a guy being poked by a harmless jellyfish.
Squigley: You saved me. Thanks!
Squilma: Uh... okay...? Who are you?
Squigley: A human! Uh... possibly...
Squilma: Yeah, right! You’re an Inkling.
Squigley. Oh. Um... neat.
Squilma: I’m-a call you Squigley.
Squigley: Shore.
Squilma: Come on, let’s play some Turf War.
Squigley: Turf what?
Squilma: WHAT?!
Squigley: What?
Squilma: What...?
Squigley: Uh... what?
Squilma: Am I speaking Dubble Bath or something?
Squigley: I dunno...
Squigley: Come on!
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Scene 2: Ammo Knights
Squilma: Squiggles doesn’t have a weapon.
Sheldon: WHAT?!
Squilma: What?
Sheldon: What...?
Squilma: Uh... what?
Squigley: Whoa... déjà vu.
Sheldon: Déjà what?
Squigley: WHAT?!
Sheldon: What?
Squigley: What?
Sheldon: What?
Squigley: What?
Sheldon: What...?
Squigley: Uh... hm... well... uh... what?
Squilma groans
Two hours later...
Sheldon: What?
Squigley: What?
Sheldon: What?
Squigley: Uh-
Screams are heard outside.
Sheldon: Oh no! Octarian invasion!
Squilma: Thank freshness! I-I mean... “Oh no... Octarians... aaaaaaah.”
Squigley: Uh-
Squilma: Let’s go, Squiggles!
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Scene 3: Inkopolis Square
Squilma: Where are those Oct-
Random extra: It’s Off the Hook! AAAAAAAH!
Squilma: Oh... never mind, then.
Squigley: Hey, is Marina an Oct-
Squilma: Wanna check out my pad?
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Scene 4: Squilma’s Pad
Squilma: Okay, here we are!
Squigley: It’s nice.
Squilma: You better believe it! Wanna board here as my roomie?
Squigley: Uh... I’m male, though.
Squilma: Not “Woomy”, ROOMIE! As in “roommate”.
Squigley: Oh... ‘kay.
Squilma: Cool. I’m going out until morning. Help yourself to some totally-not-expired juice.
Squigley: I’d actually prefer some water instead...
Squilma: Okay, enough with the whole “I’m a mythical creature” gag, hahaha!
Squigley: Yes... “gag”...
Squilma: Oh, and feel free to use that journal, if you like.
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Squilma leaves.
Squigley: Ooh, nice journal!
Squigley’s Journal - Episode 1
’sup, journal? This is my first entry...well, obviously. Anyway, I woke up yesterday with amnesia. Turns out I’m an “Inkling”, whatever THAT is... oh, and I made a friend named Squilma Cray! Here’s a pic:
—Squigley
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Re: Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
November 28th 2020, 11:23 pm
Episode 2: Surf and Turf! Koi
- Spoiler:
- Scene 1: Inkopolis Square
Squigley and Squilma are in Inkopolis Square.
Squigley: Such a terrific day.
Squilma: Agreed. It IS a-
Voice: YOOHOO!
Squilma: -terrible day... sigh...
Squigley: Uh... that’s not what I-
Inklinda: Hey there, former B.F.F.
Squilma: Former B.F.-what?
Inklinda: WHAT?!
Squilma: What?
Inklinda: Like... what?
Squilma: “Like”? What is-
Inklein: Silly Wilma! It’s not “What is?”, it’s “WHAT?!” Silly Wilma, heheheh...
Squigley: Oh... NOW I get it...
Inklinda: Like, go away, newbie.
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Squigley walks away.
Squilma: That was mean, Stinklinda.
Inklinda: Like... or whatever.
Squilma: Is... that it?
Inklinda: Duh! Like, what do you think “Koi” MEANS, Blabberella?!
Inklein: Oh... is Blabberella your codename in the New Squidring Platoon, Wilma?
Squilma: What?
Inklein: Uh... oh... is Blabberella your-
Inklinda: Silly Inkle-butt! You didn’t, like, do the “What? WHAT?! What...?” running gag! Silly Inkle-butt or whatever, hahahahaha!
Inklein: Oh... hahaha, that’s a good one, Orange Scrubberella!
Inklinda: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Inklein: Uh... What? WHAT?! What...? Did I did it right that time, Lindie?
Inklinda: ...or whatever.
Squilma: I’m going to comfort Squigley. THEN, I’m gonna splat you for being a big, bad bully!
Inklinda: In Turf War, you mean?
Squilma: Uh... shore, I guess...
Inklinda: Good. See you at The Reef.
Squilma: ‘Kay.
Scene 2: Deca Tower
Squilma: There you are, Squiggles! How are you holding up?
Squigley is eating a Crusty Seanwich.
Squigley: Uh... with my hands. I thought it was obvious.
Squilma: Not the food! I meant emotionally.
Squigley: Oh... considering I was inked asunder by your friend-
Squilma: Okay, Inklinda is NOT my-
Squigley: -pretty good. All I needed was a quick bite.
Random extra: Whoa, check out the dweeb!
Squilma snatches the Seanwich and throws it.
Random extra: Ow! HEY! Mmm...
Squigley: Aw...
Squilma: I know what’ll cheer you up: some Turf War!
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Scene 3: The Reef
Judd: Meow. ”Not-Inklinda’s team WINS!”
Inklinda: Aw, we lost...
Squilma: Serves you RIGHT, Orange Scrubberella!
Inklinda: HEY!
Squigley: I thought you did well, Inklinda.
Inklinda: Hey, that was NICE, newbie! Wait a minute... why do I, like, suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside or whatever...?
Squilma: Aw, Orange Squinn-woman... you DO have a heart!
Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Orange Squinn-woman”, it’s “Orange SCRUBBERELLA”! Silly Wilma!
Inklinda: Ugh... I’m surrounded by squidiots... well, except one, teehee!
Inklein: Is it me?
Inklinda throws a Seanwich into Inklein’s face.
Inklein: Ow! HEY! Mmm...
Squigley’s Journal: Volume 2
’sup, Journal! I played a private Turf War match. It was fun! Oh, and here’s a picture of me with Squilma’s not-friend:
-Squigley
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Re: Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
December 2nd 2020, 12:58 am
Episode 3: Squid Pro, Go! Koi
- Spoiler:
- Scene 1: Inkopolis Square
Squigley and Squilma stand in Inkopolis Square.
Squilma: So... wanna do some Ranked Battle?
Squigley: Ranked what?
Squilma: WHAT?!
Squigley: What?
Squilma: What...?
Squigley: I said, “Ranked what?”
Squilma: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said, “WHAT?!”
Squigley: Why?
Squilma: No, not “Why?”. “WHAT?!”
Squigley: No, I mean... why did you repeat your first “WHAT?!” when... oh, the running gag.
Squilma: Yes, the running gag. Speaking of which...
Squika slides past Squilma at high speed, spattering purple ink as he goes.
Squika: Sliding through! WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP!
Squilma dry-heaves.
Squilma: Welp, there goes MY appetite...
Inklein: Silly Wilma! That wasn’t Ammo Knights, it was SQUEAKY! Silly Wilma, hahaha!
Squilma: Ugh... it’s THOSE two...
Inklein: Silly Wilma! I’m not those two, I’m THAT ONE! Silly Wilma, hahaha!
Squilma: Then what do you call... wait... where’s Inklinda...?
Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Waitress Inklinda”, it’s “Bubblegum scraper LINDIE”! Silly Wilma, hahaha!
Squilma: Ugh... well, that’s ONE less annoyance, at least.
Squilma wrings purple ink from her beanie. Inklein dry-heaves.
Inklein: You’re sickeningly pretty when your hair is naked, Wilma...
Squilma: Aw, that’s technically the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, Inkle-butt... teehee!
Squigley: So...
Squilma: Oh yeah... wanna Turf War?
Squigley: ‘Kay.
Squigley’s Journal: Case File 3
So, Squilma and I formed a Ranked Battle team! It’s fun, even though a certain Inkling known as Squika Udon, who shall remain anonymous to ensure their safety from a certain Squilma Anomalocaris Cray, hijacked our signup. On an unrelated note, here’s a pic of myself with Inklinda’s friend, Inklein:
-Squigley
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Re: Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
December 13th 2020, 3:41 am
Squigley Shorts: Makin' it Rain! Koi
- Spoiler:
- Scene
Squigley, Squilma and a bunch of others are standing on the podium.
Judd: Meow. ("u win lol")
Squilma: Yay! We won your first Rainmaker sesh, Squiggles!
Squigley: Yay!
Squika: I'm just glad you EVENTUALLY figured out how to use the fish-cannon...
Squigley: The fish-what?
Squika: WHAT?!
Squigley: What?
Squika: What?
Squigley: What...?
Squika: I said, "-
Squilma: Darn it, Squika! He gets the idea!
Squigley: The what?
Squilma: WHAT?!
Squigley: What?
Squilma: What?
Squika: Pardon...?
Squilma: Darn it, Squika! You messed it up with your squeird lib!
Squika: Sorry...
Squigley: Even so... WOW, that was hard...
Squilma: Well, maybe SQUAM should've gone EASIER on you, right, Squam?
Squam opens his mouth to speak.
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Re: Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
January 7th 2021, 3:04 am
Episode 4: Tako Yucky! Koi
- Spoiler:
- Scene 1: The Shoal
Squilma and Squika sit at the counter.
Squilma: Ugh... okay, I get that this is a birthday party and all that, Squeirdo, but that’s your 88th glass of tootfruit juice!
Inklein: Silly Wilma! This isn’t tootfruit juice, it’s CANTELOUPE juice! Silly Wilma, hahaha!
Squilma: What the... Inklein?!
Inklein: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!
Squilma: Silly Inklein! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Inklein, hahahAAAAAH! Now I’m starting to sound like you!
Jellyfish bartender: Heheh... you sound like an old married couple!
Squilma: Married WHAT?!
Jellyfish bartender: What?
Squilma: What?
Jellyfish bartender: What...?
Squilma: Wait a parsec... Jellyfish don’t speak!
Inklein: Don’t what?
Squilma: WHAT?!
Inklein: What?
Squilma: What?
Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?
Squilma: Bloop...? I mean... what...?
Inklein: My headmussel hurts... I’m gonna go...
Inklein leaves The Shoal.
Squilma: Good, now we can get this scene back on track.
Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?
Squilma: BLOOP?!
Jellyfish bartender: What?
Squilma: Bloop? I mean... WHAT?!
Scene 2: Inkopolis Square
Squika slides up to Squigley, who’s staring at Marina with a concerned expression.
Squika: Is... there a reason you’re staring at Marina, Squigley?
Inklein: Silly Squeaky! Her name isn’t Marina Squigley, it’s DJ_HYPERFRESH! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!
Squika: Inklein...? Isn’t Squigley supposed to be in this scene instead of you?
Inklein: Uh...
Murch: He just got got arrested by the cops for loiterin’, dudes.
Inklein: Hey, my cousin Officer Inkstein is a police!
Squika: Really...? Oh... I knew that 88th cup of tootfruit juice was a mista- *LOUD, VISIBLE FART*
Inklein: Hahaha! That’s a good one, Stunky! Well, I’m going back inside...
Inklein enters The Shoal.
Squilma’s voice: What?
Jellyfish bartender’s voice: Bloop?
Squilma’s voice: What?
Inklein’s voice: Bloop...?
Jellyfish bartender’s voice: WHAT?!
Scene 3: Apartment
Squigley opens his eyes.
Squigley: Ugh... I feel like I was rendered unconscious by some kind of agent...
Agent 3: I’m Agent 3. I knocked you out to keep you quiet.
Squigley: Wow, I was right... LITERALLY.
Agent 3: You yakked on and on and on and-
*FLASHBACK MONTAGE WIPE*
Agent 3: Ssh!
Squigley: WHAT?!
Agent 3: SSH!
***
Squigley: What?
Agent 3: SSH!
***
Squigley: What...?
Agent 3: Sigh... deploying tootfruit gas...
Agent 3 pulls back Squigley’s Painter’s Mask and drops a small capsule inside.
Squigley: Tootfruit what?
A tiny fart sound is heard as the scene cuts to black.
*FLASH BACK TO SCENE*
Squigley: Oh...
Agent 3: Yeah, so... keep it down.
Squigley: ‘Kay.
The front door opens and Inklein walks in.
Agent 3: Wait... Inklein?
Inklein: Yay! Wiggles and Scrubberella are here!
Squigley: Scrubber who?
Agent 3: WHO?!
Squigley: Who?
Inklein: Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella! It isn’t “Who”, it’s “THE DOCTOR”! Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella, hahaha!
Agent 3: Okay, let’s just get to the botched safehouse scene before things get even more convoluted story-wise.
Inklein: ‘Kay.
Squigley: Uh... Inklein just said my-
Scene 4: Parking Lot
Squigley and Agent 3 are standing inside the safehouse.
Agent 3: Well, here we are.
Squigley: Noice.
Agent 3: The entire place is “hidden” by a “cloaking device” that “works perfectly”, so you should be safe from DJ Octavio.
Squigley: ‘Kay, thanks.
Agent 3: Bye.
Squigley: Bye.
We cut to a view outside. Inklein is staring at Squigley.
Inklein: Silly Shelmet! The cloaking device is malfunctioning! Silly Shelmet, hahaha!
Scene 5: Inkblot Art Academy
Inklinda is drawing a picture of Inklein.
Inklinda: There... like, what do you think of my drawing, Inklein?
Squika: Well, it’s an impressive likeness to be sure.
Inklinda: Aw thanks, Inkle... wait... Squika?!
Squika: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!
Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!
Squika: AAH! A talking drawing! That thing should be expelliarmussed RIGHT out of this school, pronto!
Inklinda: Um... what?
Squika: Nice try, but I’m not going to do the running gag. It’s been plenty done in this episode anyway... wait a moment... is this scene even IN Squigley no Densetsu?!
Inklinda: Like, no or whatever... it’s from the side-story, Inklinda no Gaiden.
Squika: Inklinda no what?
Inklinda: WHAT?!
Squika: What?
Inklinda: What...?
Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! Inklinda know LOTS OF THINGS! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!
Squika: GUH! That thing FREAKS me the freshness out every time it speaks!
Inklinda: Lawl... I, like, tricked you into doing the running gag anyway or whatever. Hahahahaha!
Squika: Wait... you WHAT?!
Squigley’s Journal: Codex IV
’sup, journal? Here’s a pic of myself and a secret agent named Scrubberella... wait... no, that can’t be right. Inklein gets names wrong all the time, so... ah, whatevs.
Anyway, here’s a pic of Squika and I:
...or, rather, a pic of Inklein and I. Because why stop this ep’s running gag of Inklein replacing the Inkling who’s SUPPOSED to be in a given scene, amirite?
-Squigley
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Re: Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack
January 7th 2021, 2:15 pm
Squintermission: Squilma’s Octaiku Class Graduation Koi
- Spoiler:
- S
Sheldon: Congrats, Agent 4! You did the [SPOILER REMOVED]!
Squilma: Aw, thanks!
Sheldon: Now protect your friend.
Squilma: My what?
Sheldon: WHAT?!
Squilma: What?
Sheldon: What?
Squilma: What...?
Sheldon: Protect your friend.
Squilma: Which one?
Sheldon: Your friend...
Squilma: Oh, right... I thought you were making a joke about Inkle-butt, the Squeirdo or She Who Must Not Be Named Inklika...
Sheldon: Oh, please. We both know I don’t have a sense of humour, irony and sarcasm.
Squilma: Oh yeah... heheh... okay, I’ll do it!
Sheldon: That’s wonderful!
Squilma: That’s what?
Sheldon: -DERFUL. WON. DER. FUL. I think that running gag has run its course by this point...
Squilma: True...
Inklinda bursts in.
Inklinda: Then you just wait for Inklinda no Gaiden, because I’m, like, gonna bring it back in all it’s annoying glory or whatever! HAHAHAHAHA!
Squilma: Inklinda no WHAT THE FRESH?!
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