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Sinking Like A Dead Frog...
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Developed and published by Alberto Roman, Coqui The Game is a unique platformer for sure, but is extremely low quality in many ways, but how bad can this game be, you say? Continue reading our review to find out!
The gameplay is well it's a bizarre platformer with a heavy emphasis on jumping, but its mechanics are so stiff and incredibly poorly implemented it makes the game extremely frustrating to play. We honestly had an extremely difficult time forcing ourselves to play the game in its entirety due to its overwhelming issues.
The controls are among the most flawed aspects of the game, sometimes they're so stiff you'll struggle moving your frog while others it'll suddenly feel like you're slipping across ice with a layer of oil on top for extra slickness, to be frank this game has the worst controls we've ever seen in a platformer.
The audio-visual presentation doesn't fare much better with colorful yet hideous level backgrounds and equally ugly characters and enemies and if that wasn't bad enough, the soundtrack is so horrendously annoying that you'll want to rip your ears off to end your suffering, no seriously it is THAT bad.
Bottom-Line: With unique gameplay...who're we kidding Coqui The Game for the Wii U is a seriously flawed game in almost every conceivable way and has the worst soundtrack we've ever heard hands-down and as such we give the game a terrible level of recommendation.
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Score: ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 2/10
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#Review #AlbertoRoman #WiiU #eShop #Platformer #Bad
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Last edited by Towafan7 on March 14th 2019, 2:10 am; edited 1 time in total
Comments
Re: Review: Coqui The Game (Wii U eShop)
March 13th 2019, 10:24 pmKeAfan7
I hope you enjoy the review of our 200th Wii U eShop title! @GeekyGamerZack let's par-tay!
March 13th 2019, 11:48 pm
I'm sorry that you had to review this.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
March 14th 2019, 1:51 am
My condolences. Good review.
March 14th 2019, 11:37 am
This looks terrible.
March 14th 2019, 3:09 pm
Thanks for the comments!
March 14th 2019, 4:42 pm
Nice review and congratulations for your 200th Wii U eshop review!
March 14th 2019, 10:17 pm
Ouch. That looks like someone vomited a rainbow on the screen. Great review!
March 15th 2019, 6:30 pm
Only one three letter word is needed for situations like this. Oof.
Great review!
Great review!
March 18th 2019, 1:57 am
@TechnicalIssues8 That's the comment of the year right there LMAO!
Also to the rest of you, thanks for the comments as always!
Also to the rest of you, thanks for the comments as always!
April 13th 2019, 10:00 pm
My retinas are on fire
The game looks absolutely terrible. Awesome review and congratulations on reaching the big 200 @Towafan7
The game looks absolutely terrible. Awesome review and congratulations on reaching the big 200 @Towafan7
April 14th 2019, 12:13 am
@StarOceanCrazy Thanks dude!
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