Power Rangers: Mushroom Force - Season 1

Gadd: Yabo yabo, Goombario! You're just in time! Rangers, this is Goombario, a student of my Adventuring 101 and Tattle Studies classes. He knows your destination like the back of his ha- uh...like the front of his cap!

OOC: @Otaku: Glad to see you've taken an interest in the show! Be sure to go to the series hub in my signature and post your request to play as Goombario so we can make it official! In any case, welcome aboard! I hope you enjoy your time in the show!

@GamerZack this guy on youtube want a pixel version of him self after he saw mine i told him to make a account on here and ask you sence your a really nice dude but if he never makes a account email a pic to my email Blazesteeler22@gmail.com (i know this is off topic sorry )

Gadd: Wait...where are Burst, Marioman and Gamer? They must already be in Jungle World by now. You should all meet them there.

Meanwhile...the trio finds themselves underground. GamerZack reads a sign

GamerZack: "Hazy Maze Cave. Left: Underground Lake. Right: Work Elevator - Hazy Maze." Uh...I don't think this is the jungle. We should head back to the la-

GamerZack turns around...to see the Warp Pipe has disappeared

GamerZack: Uh, guys? I think we have a bit of a problem...
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OOC: @mieu-fire: Sure, no problem! Any idea how he wants his avatar to look?

Goombario: GamerZack can you hear me? This is Goombario speaking, if you can hear me you're in the Pit of Trials you must defeat 5 floors of enemies to warp back to the surface, but every 5th floor houses a guardian stronger than the normal enemies, so be careful!

Gadd: I'm afraid the communication system is not yet functional, Goombario. But if what you say is true, then...OOYAMA! Burst, Marioman and Gamer are in incredible danger!

Gadd brings up a map of Hazy Maze Cave on the computer screen

Gadd: This is Hazy Maze Cave, one of the areas of Jungle World. As you can see, it is a labyrinth of tunnels. This area is the Pit of Five Trials, each one guarded by a dangerous obstacle. The first room contains ten Goombas, the second is filled with a potent sleeping gas and some Snifits, the third contains a Buzzy Beetle-infested maze, and the fourth is a quiz show run by the most horrific entity of all - Quizmaster Quizmo! The fifth room is an underground lake, home to the gentle sea dragon Dorrie, who will only help the friendliest people escape the cave.

@gamerzack heres a link you will see how he looks he wants it to look like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th_ZHfAYFTE

Kushina: Maybe I should head out to help them?

Gadd: Don't worry, Kushina. I'm sure you'll be just fine. Together with your friends you'll find Burst, Marioman and Gamer, I'm sure of it.
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OOC: @mieu-fire: Sorry, mieu-fire, I'm having some computer trouble right now. I'll get started on the avatar the next chance I get.

Meanwhile back at one of the passageways that is in the heart of the Hazy Maze Cave itself, the power ranger heroes Burst, Marioman and Gamer, are earnestly doing their hardest in navigating around their current location, being extra very careful of what will be around each corner.

BurstDash: Wow, of that pressure we three have experienced back there sure gives us quite a nasty freight with that warp pipe just disappearing from us. Most especially in a place I ain't at that familiar with.

It didn't took BurstDash a minute to quickly turn his head of where the warp pipe was at previously

BurstDash:Come to think about it, guys. Since I have most recently joined WiiWare Wave, I could have got to know more about a few of the others back there before we gotten ourselves leaving in such a big rush. I do have to say. When it come to rushing here and there, I do something get rather nervous on what I have greatly forgotten earlier.

Tingle Are you a forest fairy?

Burstdash looks at Tingle with a confused expression.

Tingle Yes I'm talking to you young fairy! I will be willing to give you a valuable treasure known as the all-seeing eye which can show you the location of hidden switches and treasure if you help me escape this dungeon by clearing the first five floors of the Pit of Trials! What do you think? Will you lend a helping hand to this middle aged Forest Fairy?

Tingle If you are wondering why I don't use it myself it is because it would be pointless since I cannot beat the guardian in the fifth floor by myself...[/b]

Marioman: What do you think? Shall we accept Tingle's offer?

GamerZack: I think it would be okay. Tingle's one of my favourite Zelda-series characters, and he does seem even friendlier in person.

GamerZack thinks to himself for a moment

GZ's thoughts: (First Zelda, and now Tingle. I wonder why Gadd's Trans-Reality-O-Matic keeps bringing people from other universes into the Mushroom World. I guess we'll find out in Season 3...)

BurstDash, Marioman, GamerZack and Tingle hear a smashing sound coming from the other end of the tunnel

GamerZack: Uh-oh...I broke the fourth wall so much that it's finally starting to happen for real!
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OOC: @Tinglemaster: Welcome aboard, Tinglemaster! I hope you have fun acting in WiiWareWave's signature series.

GamerZack: SWOOPER! Quick, run through the door before it gets you!

The three humans and fairy incarnate run into the next room

GamerZack: That was close! Swoopers are even scarier in person. Then again, I find bats from our world scary, so...hey, I know this room. It's the elevator room from Super Mario 64. Look, there's Mr. I on that platform over there.

GamerZack waves at Mr. I. The giant eyeball creature blinks at him

GamerZack: Those things can blink?!

Voice: Welcome to the Pit of Trials, Jungle World's premiere game show! I am your host, Quizmaster Quizmo!

Quizmo walks up to the four individuals

While Quizmo is walking towards them, BurstDash, lends closer to the side of GamerZack.

BurstDash:(in a soft whisper for only Gamer to hear) Um, this maybe a bit rude of sort, yet I have to admit that I'm do not know quite a great deal of Super Mario's Characters of late. Just as I happens to be quite a Sonic the Hedgehog fan myself.

BurstDash turn his eye's focus at Quizmo approaching them for a brief moment, before facing them back to Gamer.

BurstDash: (In whispers again) Hope that I'm whispering low enough. Even if the person over there is someone I not too familiar with, I do not really like the idea of the same person thinking that I have anything rude towards him. Most especially it's seem he simply wants to greet us, it wouldn't be a nice person of me to do so.

GamerZack (whisper): Don't worry. I'll explain later.

Quizmo:On today's show...BurstDash! Marioman! GamerZack! And...uh...

Quizmo tries to figure out Tingle's identity. He turns to his stage-hand, a green Shy Guy

Quizmo (whisper): Hey, kid! Who's the other guy?

Stage-Hand: Uh, I dunno. He's not in the script. I don't think he's from this universe, actually.

Quizmo (whisper): Work him in somewhere.

Quizmo (normal voice): ...all the way from a far-off land...let's hear it for our surprise guest! Give our contestants a round of applause!

Clapping and cheers fill the cave

GamerZack: Where's the cheering coming from?!

Quizmo: A little place I like to call...ROUND 1: The Ten
Coloured Goombas!

Quizmo looks at the Zubat

Quizmo: Sheesh, what did THIS thing have for lunch?

A rimshot plays as the "audience" laughs. The Zubat lands on GamerZack's head, a smile on its face

GamerZack: There's a Zubat on my head...I don't know how to react.

Quizmo: Aw, look at that. It wants to be your friend. Isn't that just touching, folks?

The "audience" makes a long "Aw..." sound. The team boards an elevator to the ground



Quizmo: Okay, here we have ten Goombas, each a different colour. Over there are twelve items: a 1-Up Mushroom, a Feather, an Ice Flower, a Lightning Bolt, a Hammer, a Silver Star, a Carrot, a Fire Flower, a Blue Koopa Shell, a Superball Flower, a Super Mushroom and a Super Leaf. What you need to do is give each Goomba the item it wants. There is a pattern to this round that I'm sure one of you will be able to figure out! Oh, and two of the items are useless, so don't try and give those to a Goomba. Okay, let's begin...NOW!

GamerZack: Uh...okay...the Goombas are brown, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, pink and magenta...in that order! Hm...

GamerZack examines the items

GamerZack: Any ideas, guys?

The Zubat flies over to the Lightning Bolt, then back to the yellow Goomba. It then lets out a cry akin to its Game Boy representation

GamerZack: What is it, girl? A thief in the baker's shop?

The Zubat facewings. Meanwhile...the other team members and Goombario scout the jungle for any signs of where their friends might be

Suddenly a magic portal opens up and a familiar girl walks up to GamerZack and gives him a hint The answer lies within your Ranger powers!

Sakura Avolon We shall meet again

Suddenly Sakura opens the portal once again and leaves the dimension

GamerZack: Oh, of course! Thanks, mysterious visitor.

GamerZack picks up the Lightning Bolt and gives it to the yellow Goomba

GamerZack: I believe this is yours.

Yellow Goomba: Thanks much!

GamerZack explains the puzzle to the others

GamerZack: The puzzle relates to the items associated with each of the Star Coins. Since the Yellow Star Coin contains the power of the Lightning Bolt, it means that the Yellow Goomba wants it. Likewise, the Cyan Goomba wants the Ice Flower, and the Red Goomba wants the Fire Flower.

Red Goomba: HEY! I ain't tellin' you what I want!

Quizmo: Hey now, be nice! Why do you think we're paying you to be on our show?

Red Goomba: PAYIN' US?! You ain't-

Quizmo: Well, it seems our intrepid young heroes have picked up on a strategy, but how long will it take them to realise that there is more to it than what is immediately apparent? Stay tuned!

Orange Goomba: I'm hungry can I eat the carrot.....oops I said too much! D:

GamerZack throws the Carrot to the Orange Goomba.

GamerZack: Okay, guys! Let's do this!

Marioman gives the Fire Flower to the Red Goomba, the Ice Flower to the Cyan Goomba and the 1-Up Mushroom to the Green Goomba. BurstDash gives the Feather to the Pink Goomba, the Hammer to the Purple Goomba and the Blue Shell to the Blue Goomba.

GamerZack: Okay, two Goombas left, and four items to go. The problem is there are no Magenta or Brown Star Coins! How do we figure this out?!

Quizmo: You could sneak a peek at the next season of Mushroom Force...but then we'd have to throw you into the Bottomless Chasm for cheating!

GamerZack: EEP!

Quizmo: I'm not entirely unreasonable, though. You may phone a friend as often as you need to.

GamerZack: Thanks! I'll do that.

Just as the others try to figure out how he can make a call, GamerZack holds his left wrist to his mouth and presses and holds a button on what they thought was his wristband.

GamerZack: Prof. Gadd? Is the Cellwatch network up and running yet?

Gadd: Ah, Gamer! You're just in time. I finished the communication network for you, which means you can give everybody their Cellwatches the moment you return.

Marioman and BurstDash are speechless. Tingle is oblivious to the situation, just dancing in one spot.

GamerZack: Oh, it's a Cellwatch, a communication device I created. It's essentially a cellular phone shaped like a watch, hence the name.

Gadd: Don't worry, Gamer. I sent Kushina, Eureka, Rukia, Ragnarok, Reverse, Mieu, Clannad and Goombario to find the three of you.

GamerZack: There are five of us now, though.

Gadd: Five? Did more humans come through from the Otokonna Realm?!

GamerZack: No, just a fairy from Zelda's world and a Pokemon.

Gadd: Ah, so I can see a Pokemon for myself?

GamerZack: Yep.

Quizmo: Look, this show's pre-recorded, but could you move onto your question? We gotta move on to Round 2 within the next five hours!

Excuse me, but do you know where I can find Nookingtons from this damp cave?

Krazy Redd looks at Quizmo and GamerZack with his beady eyes and then asks

Do you happen to have any maps of this area? I'll give you a krazy amount of Bells if you give me a map!

Out of nowhere Kirby inhales the Goomba's and items and becomes Mushroom Force Rainbow Ranger Kirby!

Quizmo looks at Kirby and then begins to have a breakdown.

Marioman watches as Quizmo starts acting crazed towards the new pint sized ranger and suddenly a familiar laugh is heard!

????:Mwahaha it looks like Quizmo has finally been affected by my brainwashing nanobots!

GamerZack looks over at the source of the laugh. It is none other than Morton Koopa Jr., the rotten son of Bowser!

GamerZack: Redd? Kirby? And Morton! This is so exciting! And at the same time enraging! What did you do to Quizmo?!

Quizmo: You narrow-minded fool! It was a trap the whole time!

GamerZack: A trap?! Wait...that giant crash...well, it would explain the humongous gaping hole in the wall. But what could possibly make a hole that big?

GamerZack hears a sound coming from inside the hole, "Charble grawr glep!"

GamerZack: Oh yeah? COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT, WHOEVER YOU ARE!

Quizmo: It's time for the bonus round: Mushroom Force Becomes Chow of Kraken Piranha!

Just then Rukiafan, ReverseInverse, and Goombario show up!

Rukiafan: Hey guys need some help?

Rukiafan then sees the Kraken Piranha

Rukiafan: Eep!

GamerZack: Rukiafan! ReverseInverse!

A tentacle reaches out and grabs Redd, Kirby and Tingle, dragging them into the hole. A roar sounds out. Then Kraken Piranha emerges, a gigantic Piranha Plant head with multiple vine-like tentacles underneath.

Kraken Piranha: Charble grop grop!

GamerZack: What do you mean you ate them?!

Kraken Piranha: Grop grop grop!

GamerZack: What do you mean exotic food tastes better?!

Quizmo: Wait...you speak Piranhalish?!

Suddenly the group hears a faint voice say power of the Dream Rod and Kirby pops out of the Kraken Piranha's mouth and he is wearing a full body ranger helmet that has a rainbow star decoration on it and his tiny arms and feet sticking out of the helmet.

GamerZack: Whoa, it's Rainbow Star Warrior Kirby! And he's okay! But what about-

Suddenly, Kraken Piranha's belly rumbles and Redd and Tingle emerge from its bottom, unconscious and covered in gunk but breathing fine.

GamerZack: Ew...what a disgusting relief! :p

BurstDash: KRAKEN PI-Whatta?! Oh, so sorry for that, I don't really want to sound too rude to anyone really, even if you didn't , weell, like me at all. If so that so rather hurt.

As BurstDash saying this, the "Charble grawr glep!" sound is getting slowly louder as it's approached, along with another that sound like random gibberish from some unseen nutcash.

BurstDash: Just to mention it, is it's okay if you please that what you said earlier, for I don't usually pay too much attention on the things around me. It's ...

Just before BurstDash can start, a loud sudden raspberry spit comes out from out of nowhere, which cause BurstDash to anxiously turn his head multiple direction, trying to find where is coming from, only for him to hear a rather sound of maniacal laughter in the dark.

BurstDash: Anyway, because I tend to be in my imaginary realm a lot for my own good, even in this realm sure that of a, mind me please for this, make-believe since it's of that of Super Mario.

???: Oh REALLY?! like WHAT?!!. Dreaming about cute, kind FARIES?!!!. HA. That sort of trash can even a break a single stinking blade of grass even if THEY they they they..., try their WORST!!!! Which this make you into such a UuuuuuBEeeeeR pa pa pa PANSY!!!!!! Yah yayayayah. JUST CHECK OUT ME HAIR!!! YA!!!!

On hearing this, BurstDash face is beginning to turn into slight reddish. Feeling greatly insulted, he turn his head towards where the voice was coming form.

BurstDash: Oh! Really I mean NO offense what so ever. Yet what you have just said is so utterly downright rude. Especially you so heavily insulted the one mythical being that people from where I from, has have a deep place within human's hearts for many centuries. I would like so definitely like if you may please come out and face me more like noble sentient being.

???: Oooooh!! FINE!!!! I let ya!! Haaaave cooomes the 'real', ACTUAL host of tonight show. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY.... IGGY KOOOOOOOOPPPPPPAAA!!!!!! JUST CHECK OUT ME HAIR!!! YA!!!!

(Most obviously, multiple spot lights, harnessed by countless nameless goombas, koopas and etc., flash out, ringing aimlessly about before centering onto where the voice is coming from. Upon them being all centered, that is a SUDDEN burst of various (and soooo countless) special effect you would all see at movie, circus, plays, and MOST etc., goes all flying out from where Iggy is standing. All of that fly out ALL in one go that it is all too hard make out almost what just happened.)

Iggy Koopa: Ooooooooooh YEAH!!! That how I DEFINITELY ENJOY my intro's. EXTRAVAGANT to that of UTTERLY no limits!!!!! I MEAN NO LIMITS AT ALLLL!!!!
Ooooooooooh YEAH!!! JUST CHECK OUT ME HAIR!!! YA!!!!

Nameless Koopa: Oh, like seriously, does this really gonna come out of my payment whatsoever?

Kranky Kong: HEY!! Would you stop it with the overkill of the special effect ALRIGHTLY!! Kids nowadays with their so-called movies!!! THE REALITY!!

A voice that Burstdash immediately recognizes laughs maniacally.

Dr. Robotnik There's only room for one evil genius in this world! Scratch and Grounder take care of that ugly overgrown plant and weird turtle thing!

Scratch and Grounder Right away your evilness!

Kraken Piranha pulverises both of the robots with a single tentacle, releasing the animals trapped inside.

GamerZack: Wait...Eggman? In the Nintendo Multiverse?! Ha! That proves it! Sonic has been adopted by Nintendo!

Kamek: Wait a minute... I know you! You're that guy from the Möbius Dimension who keeps leaving flaming bags of poop in front of King Bowser's drawbridge! Well, let's see how you like THIS!

Kamek turns Dr. Robotnik into a Fuzzy.

GamerZack: Oh, great! I knew Eggman was a pest, but this is ridiculous!

Kraken Piranha: Glep graw charble!

GamerZack: Uh, Rukiafan...it just said it's about to grab you and swallow you whole! Now might be a good time to morph and electrocute it!
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OOC: Just a little info for those who want to join in the fun. Before you start posting in the show, please go to this thread - https://www.wiiwarewave.com/t2239-power-rangers-mushroom-force-series-hub-please-post-here-before-playing - and read the info about how the show works, then tell us which character(s) you want to play so we can prepare for your characters' introduction to the series. Random characters suddenly appearing kinda disrupts the flow of each story, but if we know who's playing whom before they post then we can adjust the story to accommodate those new characters. Thank you for your time, and please enjoy playing in/viewing the show.

Eureka: Sorry that I'm late, but I got ambushed by Team Rocket while travelling here.
Oh I happened to find a Squirtle in a Pokéball I found lying around! I found 9 more, but one was already empty.

Eureka: Squirtle use Watergun on Kraken Piranha!

OOC: I want to have Pokémon instead of the V-pet is that okay?

GamerZack: Wait, so...this Zubat isn't wild?

GamerZack remembers the feature built into his Cellwatch

GamerZack: Oh, I completely forgot! My Cellwatch contains a Pokemon!
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OOC: @Eureka: You just reminded me of the change I intended to make to the Cellwatches! Rukiafan came up with the idea of each one containing a virtual Pokemon which could be summoned by its respective Ranger. I'll update the Cellwatch post to give them Pokemon instead. Thank you so much, Eureka!

Kraken Piranha: Glub glub grummy garble!

Squirtle's Watergun was ineffective!

Eureka: Uh oh water type moves don't seem to work on Kraken Piranha.

Eureka: GamerZack what moves does your Zubat know?!

GamerZack: Well, I'm not sure. I don't really want to put Echo in danger. I do, however, have a holographic Pokemon in my Cellwatch which I can use to assist me in battle. It's a feature programmed into all our Cellwatches, but I'm still working out the bugs. Nonetheless, I'll summon my Ba-

Kraken Piranha grabs everybody and puts them atop a high platform.

Kraken Piranha: Charble charble glep!

GamerZack: Hey! I'm not a blabbermouth!

Marioman is the only one still on the ground.

GamerZack: MARIOMAN! Run for it into the cave!

Rukiafan: Power of The Lightning Bolt!

Rukiafan shoots a bolt of lightning at the Kraken Piranha and fries it to a crisp thanks to standing water and the tv equipment in the room!

Rukiafan: Did I just beat him!?

Kraken Piranha roars loudly, then strikes Rukiafan so hard that he hits the wall and demorphs!

GamerZack: RUKIAFAN! Are you okay?!

Gadd: Good news, everyone! I've learned Kraken's weakness!

GamerZack: And what is it?

Gadd: The Red Ranger's Fireball power!

Rukiafan: Whazzat are you my moth......er what happened my head hurts?

GamerZack: Oh, Gadd taught me this one. Apparently, if a Ranger sustains a lot of damage, their morph energy acts like a shield, blocking them from harm. If the morph energy runs out, they demorph, and can't remorph until the coin recharges.

Suddenly our heroes problems get worse as an angry Onix is awakened by the noise from the battle and the Onix goes on a rampage!

GamerZack: Okay, Gadd needs to fix his Trans-Reality-O-Matic before we end up with a Super Smash Bros. situation!

Just as the Onix is about to strike everybody in the room, a portal opens up and pulls everybody from the Pokemon world through it.

Gadd: Ooyama! Gamer, I fixed the Trans-Reality-O-Matic! We can send all these people home, so crisis averted!

GamerZack: Well, the Pokemon have successfully returned to their rightful home, and just in time too. We were almost crushed!

GamerZack watches the portal close and sheds a tear...

GamerZack: I'll miss you, Echo. If I ever go to Kanto, I'll look for you.

Meanwhile, Marioman runs through the cave...and takes a tumble into the Cloudy Maze, which is filled with sleeping gas! As he tries to find his way out, he breathes in the gas and collapses. As his vision clouds and he slips into unconsciousness, he sees a mysterious entity, like a woman of blue light, approach him, then he fades to black. He later awakes on the island in the underground lake. He sees no sign of the woman, but he does see the Red Star Coin!

Iggy: HEEEEEEEEY!! NO FAIR, THAT SO TOTALLY STUNK!! I was SO enjoying the WHOLE RANDOMNESS and THAT, just until that TOTAL egg head of a doc so RUINED ALL!!!! Also I'm so looking FORWARD towards in finding out what the whole Smash Bros THING IS!!!!!!

Random Green Koopa: No really, I am sure downright glad those creatures are gone. Of all the trouble we all have to go through, not only with that Mario guy (thank goodness he so not around recently ), we now have to get so systematically injured by a bunch of dodgy, novice and awfully ridiculous geeks of sort.

Upon hearing such remarks, the whole Mushroom Force are deeply shocked. Most especially Gamer, BurstDash and Prof. Gadd.

BurstDash: Why, did you hear the comments of that person. That is just a utterly rude and unconsidered one sided behavior that a vain ignorant person show toward people he so proudly look down on.

Random Green Koopa: When I say ridiculous, same for one of our superiors.

Random Red Koopa: Like dude, I don't think now a good time in saying that. What if one of the Koopalings hears what you just say.

Random Goombe: Yeah, sure Iggy do really spend a whole lot of his time over excessive amount of special effects, same for the freaky 'monster making' he does, but I'm sure don't want to 'yep' about the whole effect's thing. I heard he take such comments like that downrightpersonally.

Random Green Koopa: Oh yeah, like I say that his first attempt in showing himself off in front of 'these rangers' is so costing us three months of hard cold payment. Really, I don't think his idea of outstanding-ness is even that gre-

With a sudden 'swoop', the three turn their attention toward Iggy, who is just now is lending his head closely toward the Green Koopa with a massive and obviously nasty smile on his face.

Random Green Koopa: 'gurp' Oh... Hey. 'waving a bit'[b/]

[b]Iggy: Oooooooooooh! Don't like my intro, EH!!! How you like THIS then!!!!!! JUST CHECK OUT MY HAIR!!! YAH!!!!

From that, Iggy did a small jump, slamming a heavy helmet on the Green Koopa. Once he landed, he shoved a fat Bob-bomb into the Green Koopa arms, placing him on a stake board, turning him toward the cave's horizon before giving a real (enough) hard push causing the Green Koopa to zip quickly away from sight.

*explosions* KAA-BLAAM-BLAAM-BLAAM-BLAAM-BLAAM-BLAAM BLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

Iggy: OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAH!!!! Check out the WHOLE series of "KA-BLAAM" that just went OFF!!!! It so ROCKS HARD, but you all SO havn't seen THE WORST YET!!!!! YAA YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!! JUST CHECK OUT MY HAIR!!! YAH!!!!

Random Red Koopa: WAAAAAAHH!!! DUDE, are you alright?

Just over the distance in a recently blast crater, a blacken arm slowly raised up, with it's thumb upwards.

Random Green Koopa: *faintly* Yeaaaaaaah. Not to worry, I'm fine. Commenting Iggy.........baaaaad.

BurstDash: Like, Gamer, WOW! Just that I don't want to sound rude what so ever. Even though what that koopa said earlier is so badly inconsiderate towards, I do like to say that it is sure nothing compare to that of the local, rude and unfriendly nut job Iggy had just did is really a terrible way to deal with people criticizing him.

Iggy: Oooooh, look what the little fairy loving PANSIE so have to SAY about THAT!!!. *mocking kid voice* (while making such a lippy face) Boo hoo, boo hoo. BOOOOOO HOOO! I'm frighten, I'm scaried that I want to go to a fairy tea party and just stay there and so never want to leave, like EVER. *normal voice* JUST CHECK OUT MY HAIR!!! YAH!!!!

BurstDash: Oh my goodness! of now what that Iggy is saying is just so utterly rude that is like he is all too fine in offending me of what I am. I do dare have to say even it is also rude, that Iggy is such a mean spited and flamboyant...... Character!

Iggy: SO GLAD YOU HEAR THAT, PANSIE LOSER!!! I don't even like you anyway, meaning that it so WOULDN'T be a total PROBLEM in harnessing you REGARDLESS!!!! Soooo I so like to SAY, SUFFER UP YOUR NOSE, PANSIE LOSER!!!!!! YAA YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!! JUST CHECK OUT MY HAIR!!! YA-

Iggy: HEY!! Who smart guy IDEA is it's to throw a smelly dead VEG about! REALLY I should be the ONE who will doing IT!!! Especially in one of my NEXT extravaganzas to COME!!! JUST CHECK OUT MY HAIR!!! YAH!!!!

Various Koopas and Goombas: Um, not us.

BurstDash: *whispering to Gamer* Mind me if this doesn't sound anywhere near polite toward him, yet I feel that kinda ease the sheer rudeness of such a character like Iggy Koopa.